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This Hitachi Gas-Powered Handheld Leaf Blower Is Your Hurricane-on-Demand Deal of the Day [Dealzmodo]

This is a syndicated post. Read the original at Gizmodo # 2011-10-14.

Leaves? No, I don't have any leaves. I don't even have a yard. But for $70 (after rebate), Imma pick me up this gas-powered leaf blower. Why? Two reasons. 1) I hate my neighbors. They're always bringing in furniture off the street, freaking me out that I might get bedbugs again and have to go back to that sketchy farm in Pennsylvania where I scored the DDT last time. So at like 3 in the morning, when I am too bored to sleep, I'm gonna stroll through the hallways of my apartment building with my 23.9-cc professional-grade leafblower, creating a cacophonous 170-mph maelstrom of dust and terrified parasitic arthropods that were slowly making their way towards my spotless pad. (Read more...) Yeah. I figure, if I do that enough, I'll be the only one in the building before long. Reason 2) I have 400 gallons of 2-stroke oil in my closet. Don't ask. - JB More »


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